Bush Protects us from the Dangers of Habeas Corpus

As you may remember, I was devastated when Bush cut and ran on his "cut and run" mantra. Luckily, he's staying the course on his commitment to protect us from the dangers of habeas corpus. But the Democrats are threatening to take away our freedoms, like our freedom from habeas corpus. By getting rid of habeas corpus, the right to challenge one's arrest, a right guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution, Bush is getting rid of an old school law that's way outdated. I'm sorry, but habeas corpus is soooo 400 years ago, so 1780s, so founding fathers. Besides, it's in Latin and nobody uses Latin anymore. So why should we be using Latin laws? Ergo, I commend Bush's decision, i.e. his undoing of habeas corpus, the Constitution, our civil liberties et cetera, et cetera. Mr. President, I applaud your stance, your steadfastness, your principles, and, N.B., your modus operandi.