Bush said to be experiencing "low cerebral security"

The Bush adminsiration is no longer using the words "hunger" or "hungry" to descibe the 35 million people who cannot put food on their table. Instead, this 12% of the population is refered to as experiencing "very low food security." According to the United States Department of Agriculture, Dick Cheney ordered this language shift, which is based on a rephrasing he first developed to describe President Bush. In a leaked memo sent from the Vice President to all members of the adminstration, Cheney wrote:

Please refrain from describing the president as "stupid" or suffereing from "stupidity" as these are words he understands and are thus potentially hurtful and damaging to moral, self image, and bold leadership. In the future, please refer to the Commander is Chief as experiencing "very low cerebral security."