Drop Gays, Not Bombs: A New Place for Homosexuals in the Military
as seen on Huffington Post
I have long been opposed to gays in http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifthe military and last week's NY Times op-ed piece did nothing to change my mind. So the Army dismisses Arabic translators because they're gay, leaving it with two Arabic speakers (both straight!).Obviously, having gay Arabic translators is a lot more perilous than having no Arabic translators. Imagine how these anti-American, anti-family individuals could twist language to promote the homosexual agenda. "The captain wants to speak with you" could easily become "The captain wants to kiss you." They could turn "We like Iraq" into "We like Iraqi men." Their perverted translations are only one of the many dangers these gays pose. I can see them now, going AWOL to design burqas in Baghdad, get pedicures in Fallujah, and shop antiques in Basra.
But this week, something made me change my position on gays in the military. The Air Force just confirmed that they had planned to develop a GAY BOMB, a "distasteful but completely non-lethal strong aphrodisiacs" promoting "homosexual behavior." This chemical weapon was to be used on enemy troops to make them more interested in fornicating than fighting.
The budget of 7.5 million was modest enough. But we can homosexualize the enemy at even less cost! We all know that the Homosexual Agenda is unstoppable. These gays recruit and seduce unsuspecting straights 24/7. So...let's go ahead and admit gays into the military, then drop them, not bombs, behind enemy lines. They will "go off" and "explode" faster, stronger, bigger and better than any bomb money could buy.
I have long been opposed to gays in http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifthe military and last week's NY Times op-ed piece did nothing to change my mind. So the Army dismisses Arabic translators because they're gay, leaving it with two Arabic speakers (both straight!).Obviously, having gay Arabic translators is a lot more perilous than having no Arabic translators. Imagine how these anti-American, anti-family individuals could twist language to promote the homosexual agenda. "The captain wants to speak with you" could easily become "The captain wants to kiss you." They could turn "We like Iraq" into "We like Iraqi men." Their perverted translations are only one of the many dangers these gays pose. I can see them now, going AWOL to design burqas in Baghdad, get pedicures in Fallujah, and shop antiques in Basra.
But this week, something made me change my position on gays in the military. The Air Force just confirmed that they had planned to develop a GAY BOMB, a "distasteful but completely non-lethal strong aphrodisiacs" promoting "homosexual behavior." This chemical weapon was to be used on enemy troops to make them more interested in fornicating than fighting.
The budget of 7.5 million was modest enough. But we can homosexualize the enemy at even less cost! We all know that the Homosexual Agenda is unstoppable. These gays recruit and seduce unsuspecting straights 24/7. So...let's go ahead and admit gays into the military, then drop them, not bombs, behind enemy lines. They will "go off" and "explode" faster, stronger, bigger and better than any bomb money could buy.
posted by Katie Halper at 3:15 PM
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