I heart Paul Wolfowitz

An open letter to the LGJVM (Liberal, Gay, Jewish, Vegan, Media)

Get off of Paul Wolfowitz’s back. When Wolfowitz used his position as President of the World Bank to hook up his girlfriend with a sweet job and raise, that wasn’t nepotism, that was diplomacy. Wolfowitz is Jewish and his girlfriend is Muslim (Not that any religious differences could keep women away from the Wolf. I saw the treasonous Farenheit 911 and I've never seen a man use his tongue and comb the way Wolfie did).

Wolfowitz is a bit of a Middle Easternist, an expert who can hardly be blamed for trusting Ahmad Chalabi and predicting the war would be brief and easy. After saving Iraq and hungry Africans, Wolfowitz decided to try his hand at quelling violence in Israel/ Palestine. And what better way to achieve this than by improving Muslim/ Jewish dialogue, exchange, intercourse in one's own back yard, or back bedroom, if you will. Wolfowitz is simply living by the old adage “Think Globally, Act Locally.” Very, very, locally.

Besides, if you guys care so much about nepotism, why don't you pick on the real culprit? Improving your girlfriend's job and salary, in the name of peace in the Middle East, pales in comparison to the nepotism and corruption Valerie Plame committed when she pulled strings to send her husband, Joseph Wilson, on an unpaid fact finding mission to a famine-ridden semi-Arid West African Nation, otherwise known as Niger Spring Break 2002. Plame's not even Jewish!