Why YOU Should Vote Republican

I spent the weekend re-watching the Republican Debates this weekend around a dozen times because these guys are so dynamic and compelling.

And I am now more sure than ever, that your quality of life will be so much better with a Republican* in office than a Democrat in office, if you are a zygote or a person in a permanently vegetated state. So if you fall into either of those categories, do yourself a favor, and vote Republican.

* This applies to 9 out of 10 of the Republican candidates. With Giuliani in office, it could go either way.