Non-racist Bush to New Orleans: "Party On"!

How can people suggest our president is racist? The first thing he did upon arriving in New Orleans was play with darling African American youngsters and some non-looting African American adults.

He even kissed two African American women (on the head)!

The second thing Bush did in New Orleans was deliver a message of hope and inspiration:

I believe that the great city of New Orleans will rise again and be a greater city of New Orleans. I believe the town where I used to come -- to enjoy myself, occasionally too much -- will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to.

A born again Christian, once lost but now found, President Bush is confident that out of the ashes of alcohol, vomit, and titty flashing he once knew so well, a greater funner New Orleans shall rise.