Republicans heart Abramoff

Roger Stillwell, a former Interior Department Official, has pled guilty to accepting bribes from Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Republicans from Bob Ney to Tom Delay can't seem to get enough of Jack.

Interestingly enough, Abramoff had offered his services to the Sudanese government, attempting to help them polish their genocide-tainted image. Sudan, however, kindly declined Abramoff's "making ethnic cleansing sexy again" campaign. Abramoff may be too sleazy for a government that encourages murderous militias on horseback to rape, murder and pillage, But Jack is A O.K. for the G.O.P.