Let AT&T Rein!

Earlier this week, a Chicago judge dismissed a lawsuit which sought to prevent AT&T from handing over records to the federal government in the war on terror. This is great news for the Bush administration, which had argued that the case against AT&T be thrown out because it contained “sensitive” information. It's also great news for people like me and you. Next time somebody sues me for committing a crime and violating the constitution, I’ll just explain that I’m very sensitive and it would really hurt my feelings for the case to proceed.