Help Ted!

This schizophrenic whether has been making me think a lot about global warming, even though the scientific jury is still out on "whether" it really exists. It's also been making me think a lot about one of my favorite Senators ever. Ted Stevens. I'm worried about Ted. He's been losing a noble and uphill battle to legalize drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Preserve for 25 long years.

And the frustration with the Senate’s inability to recognize the need for killing polar bears is taking its toll on this great Senator. The last time the Senate stopped a bill that would have permitted this drilling, a defeated Stevens opened up his heart to the American people: "I'm seriously depressed, unfortunately, clinically depressed. And I've been told that's because I've been at this too long." As much as it would have pained me to see Stevens step down, as much as I would miss seeing the Incredible Hulk tie he wears on the days the Senate votes on his bills, perhaps, I thought, it was indeed time for Stevens to spend less time in the public sphere fighting for his country and more time on his personal life, treating his own clinical depression.


Things have only gotten worse for Ted. When Ted's bill to allow for drilling, which he carefully tucked into a defense budget bill, failed in December, his depression returned. He said, "This is the saddest day of my life." This guy lived through the Depression, fought in World War II, and lost his 1st wife. But he is so selflessly committed TO doing what is in the best interest of his country, and not in his own self interest, that for this noble Senator, the saddest day of his life was when the Senate announced it would not open up the wildlife reserve to drilling for oil. I was sure that Ted Stevens would finally step down and treat the depression that had clutched him for the 37 years he has been in the senate when I heard him say: "It's a day I don't want to remember. I say goodbye to the Senate tonight. Thank you very much."

But Senator Stevens is a fighter and he returned to the senatorial ring stronger than ever. The last time Senate voted against Stevens' anti- polar bear bill the senator promised revenge: "You bet your bottom dollar I'll remember [this vote]. If I ever give my word, I keep it. I'm mad enough to eat nails right now, to have people not keep their word to me."

And this time Stevens is starting an information campaign to shame those who dared vote against his brilliant endeavor to drill for oil in a nature reserve in his own state: “I’m going to go to every one of your states, and I'm going to tell them what you've done. This was wrong."

But Senator Stevens cannot do this alone. He needs our help. I'm organizing a Ted Stevens Save the Bill to kill wildlife campaign.

Here are the ways you can help

1) Send donations towards the Ted-mobile, a hummer covered in polar bear fur which Ted will drive in from state to state.


2) Send gas donations, because this Ted-mobile is a real gas guzzler

3) send a card I'm encouraging all people who stand with senator Stevens to send him cards of sympathy, for the death of his bill, as well as cards of encouragement, support, and appreciation so that he will continue to struggle for what is right, what is good.