Alito's Cock: Additional reporting by Beth Baltimore

It is surely a testament to his weighty intellect, or big head, that Samuel Alito's head is constantly cocked. The judge is incapable of keeping a straight head. He is cockheaded. I did some research and found that he started cocking his head as a young boy. You won't believe me, but this is a photo of Alito has a young cocked-head Alito.


As you can see, Alito has maintained this cocked posture over the years.