How to rock it like Joe Biden

Judge Alito’s hearing gives us so much to talk about. But let’s start with the most pressing, newsworthy, dramatic issue: Joe Biden’s hair. What is up wit the Delaware senator’s hair? It’s insane. It’s OOC (out of control). To attain the coiff, which I’m coining the JB, you must do the following

1) tease your hair
2) comb it forward
3) comb it back
4) flip out the back with a blow dryer or curling iron

I was a little nervous that the JB would be ruined when Biden put on a Princeton Tigers hat during the hearing. But the great thing about the JB is that it looks fantastic in a hat, and is immune to hat head syndrome.






A similar hairdo can be found on Al Sharpton. Let’s hope this shared hairdo represents a new united front among democrats.