Thank you Mary Gayney

The gay and lesbian "Dear Mary" letter writing campaign couldn't convince Dick Cheney's daughter from denouncing President Bush's push to ban gay marriage through a constitutional amendment. Instead, Mary has decided to finally come out, or speak out, or write out. Mary explains:

"The first time I campaigned with my father I was 8 old. I've been involved with campaigns as a family member, a staff member and although I certainly never intended it, as a political target for the other side."

(If only the democrats could stop targeting the gays and learn from the tolerance and touchy feely-ness and down-right queerness of this administration.) Mary just "came out" with her memoirs Now It's My Turn: A Politcal Memoir, not to be confused with a GAY MEMOIR, which it's totally not. That would be so gay.

Ever the martyr, Mary is doing her part to support an administration that is doing its part to warp The Constitution in the noble name of homophobia. She also received a mere advance of one million dollars from Simon and Schuster.

Now I have no problems with the gays. Some of my best friends are gay. But I do have trouble believing that Mary Cheney is gay. I don't know what turns people gay, nature or nurture, but whatever it is, if anything could over turn it, it's Dick Cheney's virulence, vitality, and good old fashioned sex appeal. How could a woman turn out gay after being raised by the sexiest man ever. I defy any gay woman or straight man to stand in the presence of Dick and not at least consider switching teams. Just look at Dick's endowment.